Tauke Bodoh

Pagi ni kamek dapat satu call dari seorang Tauke yang agak sengal....

Tauke : Can i speak to Mr Amerrul...

Aku : Yes..i'm speaking.

Tauke : I'm from Y** H** Trading...it's regarding the inspection on 19 October.

Aku : Ok... Any problem?

Tauke : Can you change the time? Because 11am is my lunch time....

(kepala atok ko lunch time kul 11 pagi!!!!)

Aku : Why....i already arrange the time....cannot change anymore....

Tauke : You come at 1pm ma.....

(kepala angguk ko!!! waktu lunch aku ko tak tanya plak???)

Aku : No! It's my lunch time.......I will come at 2pm if you really want to change the time.

(aku dah nak angin ni....)

Tauke : Cannot ma....plz come at 1pm....

(cilaka betul apek ni....buat aku hilang sabar....tp disebabkan aku ni puasa arini aku

layankan aje mangkuk ayun ni..)

Aku : Ok la.... i will come at 1pm.

Tauke : Ok.... u can speak english hah?

(Bodoh betul...selama ni aku cakap bahasa jawa ke? indon ke?...dasar b**i)

Aku dah malas nak layan tauke bodoh ni......siap la ko masa inspection nnti...aku akan cr salah ko dan aku akan make sure kita akan bertemu di Labour Court.....hahahahaha!!!